1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,410 On demand. 3 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:15,570 Tonight on Vanderpump Rules, secrets revealed. 4 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:17,910 Oh, my God. 5 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:24,730 Lisa Vanderpump and the staff of Sir serve up never -before -seen moments. 6 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:25,950 Like that. 7 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:27,190 I'll choke for Lisa any time. 8 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,930 Wait, wait, wait. Kristen hasn't slept with this guy yet? 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,800 And behind the scenes secret. 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,280 Take a grapefruit and you size of your man's yumminess. 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,960 So you like stinky feet. I like them dirty. 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,660 They're in my mouth right off the bat. I do need some makeup. 13 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:45,680 Ooh, that's a nice pose. I am way too drunk for my own good. White girl 14 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,680 Hey, hey. Weird ass like that. 15 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:53,100 It's Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed. 16 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,860 Jax, I was shocked that you went to Vegas and... 17 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:05,300 Didn't impregnate anyone you behaved yourself, and I think you were maybe the 18 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:08,880 most shocked of all I was you know I Yeah, 19 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:13,680 I guess I'm just getting older and getting older and starting to wise up a 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,140 little bit again 21 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:23,000 Obviously 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:29,210 we're all good boyfriend, but There's nothing saying we can't be social, 23 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:31,050 Being good boys. 24 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:33,850 All right. It's okay to look at the menu. 25 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,390 Just got to know where to go home to eat. 26 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:39,290 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We set parameters so we are allowed to look 27 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:40,290 or no? 28 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,470 Dude, no, we can be social. It's fine. 29 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:47,210 If we went to a monastery and behaved, that would mean nothing. 30 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,390 We're going to be putting ourselves to the test. 31 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:52,590 Just take a very small, small laugh. 32 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:57,330 Please tell him. Please tell him to take off his... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 33 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:58,089 no, no, no. 34 00:01:58,090 --> 00:01:59,590 Just do it, man. Come on. 35 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:02,130 Yeah! There we go. Yeah! 36 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:06,370 I'm a little insecure because I make a lot of dad bod. 37 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:11,250 Everyone's, like, ripped and tan and gorgeous, and I feel a little insecure 38 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,250 here. 39 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:17,180 It's Peter's birthday and, like, Peter has the longer hair. 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,740 I'm in a relationship now. 41 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,280 I'm in the best relationship of my life ever. 42 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:25,140 We don't need a ring or anything to know, like, where we're at. 43 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:28,180 I mean, dude, I'm proud. 44 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,240 I mean, guys, we could be a little cool. I mean, we don't have to walk around 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,440 with signs around our neck saying we are in committed relationships. 46 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:42,270 Oh, yeah, me too. Not even 1%. I mean, if we say it enough in our heads, it 47 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,270 might even turn true. 48 00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:45,230 I like this. I like this dog. 49 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:50,290 We are at a pool party with alcohol. There are girls wearing hardly anything. 50 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:51,730 But that doesn't mean we're shutting. 51 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,670 Or rude to people. 52 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:59,090 I love you. Let's be honest. We are going to keep on drinking. 53 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,190 And drinking. 54 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:03,610 And drinking. 55 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,110 I can't stop it. 56 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:06,550 It's not really our fault. 57 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:15,930 Peter, where are you taking us now? We're eating. 58 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,890 Okay. Peter's in charge now. 59 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,350 I'm hurting. 60 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,650 I'm not going to lie to you. I'm hurting. 61 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:26,970 Hurting. You guys, first and foremost, I am way too drunk for my own good. It's 62 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:27,888 tense. 63 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:30,910 He's laughing at me. Why are you laughing? He knows I'm drunk. You're so 64 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:32,150 I know. I know. 65 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,070 Pounding him, right? How many shots did we do at the pool? Dude, I lost count. 66 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,310 I lost count. 67 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,430 White girl wasted. 68 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:40,990 Top ten most wasted I've ever been in my life. 69 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:42,250 I'm going to say about five. 70 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,160 Thank you, Jack. 71 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,880 Top five. I'm struggling. 72 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:52,480 I'm like, still drunk, still hammered. You overindulge in every capacity. The 73 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,080 maturity level falls, the IQ falls. 74 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,700 How did you sleep last night? That was awesome. 75 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:14,360 Dude, you got a lot of ass this weekend, straight up. You ravaged me last night. 76 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:16,160 You ravaged me. 77 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,140 Can I look at the camera and smile? 78 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:29,000 You all 79 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,780 need to f***ing grow up. 80 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,750 This is why I get excited about these guys trips. 81 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:46,790 Yeah weird ass like this Hey guys, they're being drunken idiots, but not 82 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:54,070 There you go. Yeah Never drinking fireball again ever Shorts is kind of 83 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:55,810 like their punching bag at times 84 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,750 It's so much fun. We have so many ideas. 85 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,270 We should do this. 86 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:09,590 Doesn't that sound like something out of second grade? It makes me laugh. 87 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,710 How can you not laugh at it, Annie? I mean, it's kind of ridiculous. 88 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:16,930 Lisa, everyone knows there's not a bigger animal lover than you. How many 89 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:19,050 animals do you have right now at Villa Rosa? 90 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:24,410 I have seven turtles, eight bongs, two ponies, and eight dogs. So what's that, 91 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:27,810 25? I don't know. It's bordering on Neverland, isn't it? Well, yeah, it 92 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,510 is. Is this within code? 93 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:34,770 I'm sewn for horses and livestock, wild animals. Very good. Can you name them 94 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:36,050 all? Do I have to? 95 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:45,250 Now, you guys, are you hungry? 96 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:46,910 Panky? 97 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:51,550 Panky, come on. Panky's really put on weight. He's looking so much better now, 98 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:52,229 isn't he? 99 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,230 He's beautiful now. 100 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:55,990 We're running a zoo here, don't you? 101 00:05:56,230 --> 00:06:00,110 I guess I'm like the old lady with a lot of cats. I have a lot of animals. 102 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,670 Come on, bath time. 103 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,129 Come here. 104 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,450 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 105 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:06,569 Hey, hey. 106 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,790 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. 107 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:12,530 Hold your ass still for a second. 108 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,290 Oh, look what I'm doing. And I'm washing a horse's ass. 109 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:20,350 I have Pikachu, Jiggy. 110 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,890 Oh, hold on. Let me think about it. 111 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,530 Pink dog, lollipop, Pikachu, jiggy. 112 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,410 What's wrong with me? 113 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:28,770 I'm full of poppies. 114 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,210 Take little man off me. 115 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:36,090 Little man? Little man's okay, isn't he? Let me try and do it again. Okay. I 116 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:41,610 have pink dog, Pikachu, jiggy, lollipop, daddier, rumpy, pumpy, diamonds, rosé. 117 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:46,970 I have hanky, panky, six other swans, seven turtles, and a pot -bellied pig. 118 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,290 But sometimes I call him my husband. 119 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:55,490 I mean, is that eccentric? Yes, it is. Am I apologizing for it? No, I'm not. 120 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:56,950 Come on, pink dog. 121 00:06:58,470 --> 00:07:04,010 Shorts are the mini pony's scarier in person. That was hilarious. 122 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:12,670 Shortsy, are you crazy? Take him out. He's going to do a big poop. 123 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,150 Oh, God. 124 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:15,950 I'm scared of horses. 125 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,880 That whole moment was kind of like a fantasy for me, you know? It's like the 126 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,940 ponies are coming in, the white ponies, and Lisa comes down the stairs in a 127 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:27,220 robe. It was like I've had that dream, that fantasy before. 128 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:33,160 It was all happening. It was just like... One of your high points was when 129 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,200 told Katie that she was never really a model. 130 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:38,900 I was trying to transition out of acting and modeling. 131 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,060 You never did it in the first place, so don't compare what you did to me. I 132 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:44,800 never did what? You never, I mean, acting and modeling, really. 133 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:51,020 I guess I was a little... I mean, I wasn't much of a model as I was into 134 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:55,860 I'd done theater since I was seven years old. It was the one thing I knew how to 135 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:59,600 do and do well from the time I was little. I'd be like, what have you done? 136 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,680 sorry, what have you done? Oh, I've booked a decent amount of work. Oh, the 137 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,020 music video and the student film? What are you talking about? I've booked a ton 138 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,860 of jobs. I've booked like six, five. 139 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,260 Are you serious? Do you want me to go down the list? No. 140 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,260 See how hurtful it is? I know, but I think you have to at this point. Katie, 141 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,880 call this goals a pipe dream. 142 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:17,100 It is a pipe dream. No, it's not. 143 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:21,660 Being, like, in the modeling industry is an everyday commitment. 144 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,300 You wake up every morning, you have to submit yourself, you have to chase down 145 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,880 every job. It's really easy to come out here and get lost in the thought. 146 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,260 So, how you doing? 147 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,720 Good, man. Hey! 148 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,640 Oh, my God. So, I'm excited, you guys. 149 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,190 I've actually only done one other photo shoot with Ariana, and that was Lisa in 150 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,190 the 50s gear. 151 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:47,290 More attitude. 152 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:48,770 Now work it. 153 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,710 Okay, we got it. Okay, good. 154 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:57,650 We both are building a career, and having really good pictures, fashion, 155 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,610 headshot, they all really help. 156 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,410 I'm going to throw this jacket over this vest. 157 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,850 And getting yourself out there. 158 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,470 I need about 35 minutes to get into character. 159 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:11,420 Tom has... packed enough luggage to travel around the world for this photo 160 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:17,380 shoot. I did not bring as much stuff as Tom. Oh, okay. No big deal. My strategy 161 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:22,420 for photo shoot wardrobe is to bring the underneath essentials. 162 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,760 This is all of my lingerie. 163 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Okay, perfect. 164 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:32,540 Tom's perspective is, this is Silas. This is just you. 165 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,640 I'm going to bring everything I've ever worn ever in my life. 166 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,660 It looked like we were moving out of the house. 167 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:42,080 I did make two trips to the car. Tom, be a little high maintenance. 168 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,300 More pants. 169 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,480 Brought some glasses, too. 170 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,020 You really did bring a lot, Tom. 171 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,500 I don't need makeup, right? 172 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,780 We can put a little bit on if you want. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh, okay. 173 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:58,160 Last thing you ever want is to have, like, a different color face than that. 174 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,960 Such a rookie move. 175 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,480 So here we go. 176 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,439 I'm excited. 177 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,660 Got to get into character. My hair looks good. Got to bring all my sexy. 178 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,879 All right. 179 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,880 Let's do this. 180 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,720 Ready? Yeah. 181 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,440 Nice. 182 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 Nice. 183 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,660 Ooh, that's a nice pose. Don't move. 184 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:23,620 I'm in love with Tom for his heart and his brain and his thoughtful 185 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:28,960 nature. But it's convenient that he's also beautiful. 186 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,020 I love that. Ariana, look at the camera. Right there. 187 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,379 That's perfect, yeah. 188 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,920 And he knows how to take a picture. 189 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,040 It works out well for today. 190 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:38,920 That's a wrap! 191 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,180 Woo! 192 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,300 That's how we do it. 193 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,800 Coming up... I don't want people to know that we're not perfect. I don't think 194 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,660 anybody thinks you have the perfect relationship, Shana. 195 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:56,940 Everybody does. 196 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:08,570 Kristen, we saw you and James try to save the relationship in couples 197 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:13,170 but what we didn't see is that you went to a crystal healer. What? 198 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,930 What did you think crystals could do for you? I'll tell you. 199 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:19,790 I'm a total, like, gypsy freak crystal believer. 200 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:23,310 James, what did you think about the new age idea? 201 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:27,030 I think it was cool. I mean, like, I'm open to different things. I think 202 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:29,730 crystals can do good things for people. 203 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,270 What are you doing, babe? 204 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,940 Paging it up. Cleansing the energy. 205 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,080 Oh, yeah. It's cleansed me. 206 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:42,380 Do you think this crystal woman is going to help our relationship? 207 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,960 I hope so. 208 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:48,020 James and I have been arguing a lot lately, and we definitely have our share 209 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:52,900 problems. I've done a lot of research on crystal therapy. One crystal therapy 210 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:57,220 session is equivalent to ten actual therapy sessions, so I'm down. 211 00:11:57,540 --> 00:12:00,440 Hi. Hi, how are you? Heather, how are you? Nice to meet you. 212 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,160 Thinking the table. 213 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,720 Okay. Holy crap. Look at that. 214 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,800 You know, this is something I can be down with. You know, I'm not too 215 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,860 with the whole therapy thing. You know, I think that's a bit of a waste of money 216 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,060 at this point. But this crystal thing, let's do it. 217 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:19,360 What's great about stones is that each stone has a meaning. This is about 218 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:25,260 going on right now in your life and how you can use the energy of the earth. 219 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:30,300 Obviously know this is an Aquarius I'm in humbled to be in your energy because 220 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:35,720 there is an energy of that that kind of in the woods kind of thing too So have 221 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:40,140 you ever had anything like that? I've had this dream like my whole life of 222 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:44,220 like this Planet or something that like these like purple flower things that I 223 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:45,440 always dream about was it's like this field 224 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:50,130 There's, like, this huge mountain, and there's, like, woods going up it. But, 225 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:52,870 yeah, there's, like, little levels on the way up, too. Like, there's this one 226 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:57,010 part where there's, like, a water slide on the top of it, and I always slide 227 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,010 down it. 228 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:03,490 I've always been very, like, into energy and, like, you know, spirituality 229 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,270 around the room and, like, in the earth. 230 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:12,050 Crystals are very, like, high -energy rocks, right? They're rocks? I don't 231 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,500 So let's just set the intention that today we're just going to be completely 232 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,780 open -hearted. 233 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,460 Cool. All right, pick whichever one you like. 234 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,440 You picked one that I was going to pick. Which one were you going to pick? That 235 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,440 blue one. Okay. 236 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,580 You have one, two, three, four, five, six. 237 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,100 One, two, three, four, five. 238 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,940 Sex. So trippy. 239 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:47,380 Sex is really about having a time in your life where love is important. 240 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,260 Tell me exactly what happened. 241 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,960 Well, we didn't have sex, Kristen. 242 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,240 The truth is, you know, Jenna and I were definitely boning. 243 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,620 What's interesting is that there's a mutual respect there. 244 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,340 Stop coming here to my place of work and f***ing stop for me. You guys really 245 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,200 are on the same page. Get the f*** out of my face. So you guys are an 246 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,320 interesting duo together. 247 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,300 Certainly are. Intellectually stimulate each other, that's for sure. 248 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 Crazy. 249 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,400 I feel great about the whole crystal session, you know. 250 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,980 Kristen, I hope she feels the same way about the whole situation so we can both 251 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:21,460 take our good energy and mesh it into one perfect energy being. You both are 252 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,780 highly intuitive people. You guys are tapped in. 253 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,620 I mean, I don't know if it was because of the crystals or because I believed in 254 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,740 the crystals. It doesn't matter. 255 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:32,040 When I have held crystals in my bra, good things happen. 256 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,060 Schwartz, you said that it was Jax's... 257 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:41,310 foot fetish for Britney's feet that first got them together. That was a huge 258 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,930 selling point. I do. Her feet did sell me. 259 00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:48,310 Yeah. I was sold on them. I love them. Those things went right in my mouth 260 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,990 away. Do you remember when he first told us? It's like, I made her put the 261 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:55,250 converse on barefoot, run her on the block, and then we hooked up. I'm sorry. 262 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:58,290 Everybody has a fetish, whether they admit it or not. Everybody has their 263 00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,390 I like feet. 264 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,630 Guys, this is great, huh? This is nice. 265 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850 Yeah. 266 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,370 Is this a mani -pedi party? 267 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:14,470 Grubby. Why are you really good at that? Just wrapped around my foot real good. 268 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,510 I thought you didn't like being touched. 269 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,550 Isn't it weird that I have a foot fetish, but I hate people touching my 270 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,670 Really? Isn't that weird? 271 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:22,490 You told Brittany to not wear socks, didn't you? I did, I did. Thick puppy. 272 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,290 And he toes in my mouth. 273 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:29,050 He likes when she wears shoes with no socks, so they're extra stinky. 274 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:33,090 I like feet. I have a foot fetish. 275 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,020 Everybody has fetishes, okay? 276 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:39,720 Beets or hands or back or ass or tits or whatever. 277 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,260 It's what I like. 278 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,420 Sorry. You know, why do you like chocolate ice cream as opposed to 279 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:47,980 don't know. That's just what you like. Yeah, yeah. It can't really help what 280 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,080 like. It is what it is. It's just the fact that you like them stinky. 281 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:54,020 Ew. Like I said, we all have weird, we're all different people. We all like 282 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:54,739 certain things. 283 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,760 So you like stinky feet? 284 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,200 It's just, I like them dirty. 285 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,340 I don't know why. Don't ask me why. He throws them right in his mouth. I've 286 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,370 it. Oh, my goodness. 287 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,350 Yeah. She loves it. 288 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:07,150 I've never had an issue with it. I don't think I could date somebody with ugly 289 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,150 feet. 290 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,630 I think that's a deal breaker. 291 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,970 Even girls that are kind of like, ooh, I'm weird about it, after a little 292 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,450 they like it. Trust me. Wow. 293 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:18,110 Stinky foot is like a fine cheese. 294 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,410 They're in my mouth right off the bat. 295 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,730 I just like her little feet, and I like them dirty. I don't know. 296 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,490 I know it's gross. 297 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,010 What do you like to do with them? That's why. 298 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,510 He puts them in his mouth. He does. 299 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,610 Dirty feet in his mouth. Dirty, smelly feet in his mouth. And you can relate to 300 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:38,610 that? No. 301 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,910 I love it. I love it. 302 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,830 Okay, there's something else I've been wanting to ask. Sheena, you said you 303 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,390 wouldn't date someone who was sober. 304 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:47,950 Date, initially. 305 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:53,230 But I really, I think I drink at least out of almost everyone in here. So I'm 306 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,730 not a person who, like, encourages going out and getting... 307 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,240 Watching it myself, I was taken with your approach here. 308 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,660 Would you get me something to drink, baby? 309 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,560 Sure. Thank you. 310 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,980 Thank you. 311 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,480 You're welcome. 312 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,619 Thank you, dear. 313 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:21,940 I think Sandoval is coming by in a bit. He is very... 314 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:26,000 persistent on helping Shay kind of get out of this funk. 315 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240 Because he's a good friend. 316 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,880 Yeah, he was in our wedding. 317 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,220 I think she makes me sad. 318 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Don't do that. 319 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:38,960 About six months ago, Shay had a really big problem with drinking, and I'm kind 320 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,380 of worried he's going to go back to that. 321 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,580 He's not sitting in that chair right there like he always is. 322 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:47,900 We've got to get him back to a good place so he feels good about himself, 323 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,740 know? I thought we were... 324 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,410 in such a happy, good place. 325 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,390 And now my whole world has just been turned upside down. 326 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:59,590 I didn't even tell, like, our friends a lot of stuff about it. I didn't even 327 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:00,509 tell you. 328 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:03,690 I don't want people to know that we're not perfect. 329 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,870 I don't think anybody thinks you have the perfect relationship, Shayna. 330 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,510 Everybody does. They just said it last week. 331 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,170 I need more wine. 332 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:18,290 Some people, like myself, can just... 333 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:22,470 casually have a drink and not think anything of it. Other people, like Shay, 334 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,850 have that personality where one drink just isn't enough. 335 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,610 It's something not to be taken lightly. 336 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,910 Maybe next time you can have, you know, the little berries. 337 00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:35,690 I want to do my job the best that I can to keep him on track and to not have him 338 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,690 fall off the wagon. 339 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,270 Grab the bottle. 340 00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:43,170 It's a bottle of wine night. Just bring the whole thing in here, because I bet 341 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:47,490 we'll finish it. What he needs to do is learn how to cut back. 342 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,090 How to not get drunk. 343 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:51,890 Hey. What's up? 344 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,230 How you doing? 345 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:57,410 Good to see you. I've been better. I brought over some stuff to make drinks. 346 00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,690 know, maybe help take the edge off. 347 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:02,030 But it looks like Sheena and her mom have already started to take the edge 348 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,510 Also, when... Here. 349 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:09,230 Do I double fist it or just finish this and then go with it? I think you pound 350 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,830 that like a shot and then drink that. 351 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:15,530 Chug, chug, chug. It's not a shot, babe. 352 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,330 Look, Sheena's stressed out. Our mom's stressed out. 353 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,070 It's a drinking occasion. 354 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,930 I fortunately don't have an addictive personality. 355 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,350 I've never had an addiction problem. 356 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:32,730 What he needs to work on is 357 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,110 drinking. 358 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,430 Not drinking so much. 359 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:46,360 I get it. It's not that easy. I just don't personally understand what that 360 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:51,900 mental battle is like because I fortunately don't have that problem, so 361 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,600 hard for me to help someone with that problem when I don't understand it. 362 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,560 I need more wine. 363 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:02,660 Coming up. Should I ask you, like, awkward questions? How many times have 364 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,660 had sex? 365 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,480 I am not getting involved. 366 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:20,340 Yeah, that's my other problem. You text me all these nice things. Sweden or 367 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,340 Switzerland? 368 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,760 I'm going to be... Switzerland. 369 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,120 What is it? 370 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,220 Switzerland. 371 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,360 My metaphors are just so off. It's ridiculous. 372 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,920 You know the country that plays neutral? 373 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,300 Sweden, Switzerland. 374 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,740 I mean, they're kind of close to each other, right? 375 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,500 It's Switzerland. They're different countries. 376 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,779 All right. Okay. 377 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,579 Tomato, tomato. 378 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,580 I'll f*** it. Canada. 379 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,080 I know Kevin's had a crush on her for a while now. He's like, dude, I want her 380 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,300 bad. Well, sure enough, the next day, that guy kind of buried his own bridge. 381 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,300 I'm usually kind of the bunt of all jokes. 382 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,020 You want to kill two birds with 13 stones? 383 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,860 That's not what it means. Yes, it does. 384 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,960 It's supposed to be kill two birds with one stone. No, you just kill two with, 385 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:58,980 like, 13 stones. 386 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:02,220 He's a big boy. He puts his hands on just, you know, two feet at a time like 387 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,040 everybody else. Usually it's one foot at a time. 388 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,540 What did I say, two feet at a time? 389 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:11,820 It was like the, what are they, the monocles and the, what was it from the 390 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,580 and Juliet, the capulets and the, whatever they were. 391 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:18,780 It's really no, get off my nose either way. Get off my nose, get off my back. 392 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:23,040 No, it's the shirt off your back. Damn it, I knew it. The shirt off your back 393 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,120 and the skin off your nose. 394 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:30,440 God, why am I so bad at these? We've all been, you know, friends for, you know, 395 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,020 cumulative for 15 plus years. I was reaching for that word. 396 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,380 I reached for it. 397 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,200 I was looking for a word, and I didn't know if that word was going to fit, and 398 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200 it did. 399 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360 Right? I don't know. 400 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,920 Give me a little tip. 401 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,440 Kristen, 402 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:49,560 one thing that I loved this year was the rise of Kristen, the serial dater. 403 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:54,400 Kevin moved in, then you were fucking faced with Alex from Below Deck. 404 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:55,779 King's Bill. 405 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:56,780 Brand new to me. 406 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,260 Oh, really? You used to do Interior Boys? 407 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:03,330 Like, the most fun I've ever had until I met Carter, and now it's the most fun 408 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:04,330 I've ever had. You would have been single. 409 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,410 You wanted her to be single and have fun. 410 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:08,850 She's never been single. 411 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:12,150 I didn't know what I wanted. That was the thing. I knew what I didn't want, 412 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,770 I had no idea what I wanted or what was even, like, out there. 413 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,670 I'm just, like, dating too many people right now, and it gets confusing. 414 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,670 I don't think I've ever done that in my entire life. Neither have I. 415 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:28,979 I don't know what I'm doing. 416 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:33,800 I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket, though, because, I mean, 417 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,040 going out with Alex tonight. 418 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,840 Yeah, well, you've only gone on one date. You can't put your eggs in any 419 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,580 That's true. I don't keep my eggs right. Spread the eggs around. 420 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,660 Keep my eggs right where they are. Donate that shit everywhere. 421 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,760 Alex just texted me. He is here. He's coming up right now. Will you do me a 422 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,480 favor? There is a bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge. Will you just pour him a 423 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,180 glass of wine so I can change really fast? 424 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,500 Yep. 425 00:22:58,179 --> 00:23:02,220 I'm super excited that Kristen's, like, being single and putting herself out 426 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,640 there and meeting lots of guys. 427 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,960 I mean, I'm worried on who she's, like, actually going to settle on because she 428 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,260 hasn't been good about that in the past. 429 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,480 Hello. Hola. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? 430 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,920 Good, nice to see you. I'm like Kristen's dad. 431 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,040 She's still getting ready, so you're just going to have to wait around. 432 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,060 Typical. You got anything to drink in here? 433 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,260 Yes. Should I ask you, like, awkward questions? 434 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,720 Yeah. Like, what are your intentions with my friend? 435 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200 Let's see how it goes. 436 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,980 Have you guys, how many times have you had sex? 437 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,380 We haven't had sex, but... Wait, wait, wait, wait. 438 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,800 Kristen hasn't slept with this guy yet. 439 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,080 Oh, okay. 440 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:41,760 I don't think she's, like, 100 % into him, but that's, like, really never 441 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,300 stopped her before, so... They shouldn't tell me all these things. 442 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,059 What's up? 443 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,280 Hi. You got a whole bottle? 444 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,600 Yeah, this is for me. Oh, yeah. Hi. 445 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:53,970 Oh, you guys are so cute together. 446 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:55,870 Your tans match. 447 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,330 I feel like I should start working on yachts so I can save money on all my 448 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:04,330 tans. Listen, I mean, it's Alex's guy. He seems nice. And that's, like, huge 449 00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:05,690 Kristen. See you guys later. 450 00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:06,909 Bye, Mom. 451 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,510 Thanks, Mom. Don't do anything stupid. 452 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:09,970 You gonna make her beg? 453 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:11,090 No. 454 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:12,369 See ya. 455 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:13,790 Definitely not. 456 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:20,310 Jax, one thing we didn't see was you showing off your new ink. 457 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,260 What inspired the tattoo? 458 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,000 Well, obviously, I've been through hell and high water with these two. 459 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,520 So it wasn't something I wanted to do. I took them to the bouncy house. 460 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:32,660 And we had a moment where we got shot. 461 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,900 And I kind of did my reveal. 462 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,800 Yeah, it was. That is so romantic. 463 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,120 Romantic. 464 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,680 Hey, hey. 465 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:49,200 You again. I'm back. 466 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,389 What's up, Brian? 467 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:53,910 What's up, man? Good to see you. It's been a little while. I am back for 468 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,550 tattoo, and I'm back for another name. 469 00:24:57,950 --> 00:25:01,690 As kind of a joke to my two buddies who stuck around with me for so damn long, 470 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,530 my two best friends, Tom and Tom. 471 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:04,890 You could do Tom and I. 472 00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:08,630 Tom and I. But there's two Toms, so I got to do Tom. Tom and I. 473 00:25:08,930 --> 00:25:10,690 Tom, Tom, and I. I think that would be funny. 474 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,129 He's the expert. 475 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,870 All right. Tom, Tom, and I. 476 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,850 We've been through a lot together. A lot of ups, a lot of downs. Do you want to 477 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:17,850 get my name tattooed on you? 478 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:21,690 No, thanks. The fact that we were able to get through all of that and still be 479 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,750 as close as we are means a lot. 480 00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:25,870 At least these are boys this time. 481 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:27,430 Yeah. You're learning. 482 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,270 You got tattooed here four times? 483 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:37,230 About three years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to get my ex 484 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:41,910 -girlfriend's name softy, hoping that maybe it would win her back. Let me see 485 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:42,910 the inside of your arm. 486 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,840 Oh, my God. 487 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,160 Oh, my God. 488 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,140 It didn't really work out, so I waited about a year later. I covered that up 489 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,140 with a black rose. 490 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,660 Oh, it's great. 491 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,120 So happy. 492 00:25:56,940 --> 00:26:01,220 Then I decided to get in another relationship with Carmen, who I've been 493 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:08,140 oh, I don't know, a month, and decided to put her name on this arm. 494 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,480 Then I broke up with her, decided to date. 495 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,760 Somebody else, but we decided to cover that up with Tiffany's favorite flower, 496 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:19,980 which is a lily. 497 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,120 It's really good. 498 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:26,880 That's clean. I like that. 499 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,840 Good, right? Oh, yeah. 500 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,140 It looks perfect. 501 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,680 It's on there. 502 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,420 Best friends forever. 503 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,880 True. 504 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:43,800 Yay! Hey, boys. 505 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,780 Tom, come here for a second. I'm going to talk to you guys. I've got to take 506 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,040 in the bounce house to talk about something. 507 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:52,080 This is a tape zone. You can tell all your secrets in here. 508 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,760 Better be good. 509 00:26:55,380 --> 00:27:00,380 So yesterday, I went with Brittany to a little place that we're all familiar 510 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,380 with. 511 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,020 So here it is. 512 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,520 Tom, Tom, and I. 513 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,100 Holy shit. 514 00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:26,060 I think he just jinxed us, though. 515 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,059 I'm in touch. 516 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:44,100 Dude, I'm in touch for real. Okay. Sincerely touched. Good. Yeah. 517 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,420 Thanks, Jack. No problem. 518 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,880 I love you, dude. I love you, dude. 519 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,100 I'm in real company, you know? 520 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,580 I'd say, like, maybe one in five people he meets get a tattoo on his body, so 521 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:54,580 it's an honor. 522 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,660 All right. 523 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,520 When's the last time we all hugged? I don't know. Dude, seriously, when's the 524 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,600 last time we all hugged? 525 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:02,020 Woo! 526 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,380 Coming up. 527 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,620 You cut a hole in the middle the size of your man's yumminess. I'm just going to 528 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,860 pop into Whole Foods real quick. 529 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:19,710 Ariana, how have you enjoyed having Lala around, sir? 530 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:20,930 I like her. 531 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:26,310 I think that, you know, she riles people's feathers and she gets a kick 532 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:29,750 doing it. And so, of course, she's going to rub some people the wrong way. And 533 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,990 that's fine, whatever. She's never done anything to anybody. 534 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:36,710 I know that I can come off a certain way when you first meet me. Some people are 535 00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:38,350 like, okay, like I get her. 536 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:42,090 And then there are people where it's like, I'm going to keep you at arm's 537 00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:43,090 length. 538 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,640 How are you? Good. 539 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,000 You look gorgeous. 540 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,280 Thank you. 541 00:28:57,580 --> 00:29:02,780 So, while we thought we had a wild and crazy girls night, which... Oh, I heard 542 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:03,780 about it. 543 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:08,420 Faith decided she was going to give us a lesson in grapefruiting. Have you never 544 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,840 grapefruited anybody before? 545 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:13,740 I mean, this sounds like some urban dictionary, but apparently it's a thing. 546 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:16,840 I haven't really heard of it, and I've done some freaky shit in my life, so... 547 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:21,320 Lala can act super flirtatious. It's like, damn, I like that. I think that's 548 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,119 as f***. 549 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,180 You just take, like, a grapefruit and you cut it in half, obviously, and you 550 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,500 a hole in the middle the size of your man's yumminess. Right. 551 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,060 And then you move it up and down while you give him head. And so it feels like 552 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:39,060 he's up in there, but he's blindfolded, so he's like, oh, my gosh, what, like, I 553 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,920 have no, what's happening? I feel like that could get really messy. I don't 554 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,240 think, I don't think I'll be, I'll be trying that out myself. 555 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:46,460 Interesting. 556 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,100 You know, for this being a sexy, unique restaurant, there are a lot of prudes 557 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:55,440 working here. You're a guy. If you got any kind of acidic juice on the tip of 558 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,400 your wiener or whatever. I think if it was on the tip, it wouldn't bother me, 559 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:02,740 quite frankly. But I think if it went inside, yeah, it can sting a little bit. 560 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,740 Well, that's why you've got to blindfold your man. Because if he sees it, he's 561 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:08,220 going to be like, that is going to burn me so bad. 562 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,280 That's crazy. 563 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:13,300 I'm not, like, approved, but this conversation is making me sick. Oh, my 564 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,420 So you're just going to waste a grapefruit like that? For me, the 565 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:21,400 is not a sex shop. It's where I go to buy stuff that I'm going to eat. 566 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:26,400 Not put in or around anyone's genitalia. 567 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:28,900 It's just, like, happiness for everybody. 568 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,700 Happiness around us. 569 00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:35,280 I'm just going to pop into Whole Foods real quick. I'll be back in a second. I 570 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,360 enjoyed that. Thanks, guys. 571 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,700 Okay, let's switch gears for a second. 572 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,340 Jax, we got a lot of tweets about your mom. 573 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,880 She's a wonderful person, and I love her very much. How did she give birth to 574 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,440 Jax? Jax, what happened? 575 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640 I have no idea. 576 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,720 I love going to get ice cream after a night of drinking. Not only that, let's 577 00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,359 it downtown. 578 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,120 This is the creamery I wanted to take you to, Mom. 579 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280 Peddler's Creamery. 580 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:07,890 This is my mom's first time really exploring California and meeting all my 581 00:31:07,890 --> 00:31:11,190 friends for the first time. Is it good? Knowing my friends, I feel like they're 582 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:14,730 going to be on a mission to embarrass me a little bit. And I feel like my mom, 583 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:19,290 she's going to be out to embarrass me as well. Do you refer to him as Jack or 584 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:22,470 Jason? I refer to him as Jason. 585 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,550 Jason or Jack. 586 00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:29,450 Jack's mom is so sweet and thinking to myself, was Jack adopted? 587 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,410 He was like... 588 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:35,960 Hey, dude, can I stay on your couch for like a week or something? I'm like, 589 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,760 okay, well, I know it's not going to be a week. 590 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,980 Tell him what he said. 591 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,920 I said, Tom, that's fine as long as he's not too big of a presence. 592 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:47,800 He is the loudest, most in -your -face human being ever. 593 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,040 He had the air mattress, right? 594 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,180 He would come in and let the air out at four in the morning, and then I would 595 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,460 just wake up and be on the floor. 596 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,000 After I let the air out, it wasn't fun anymore, so then I started taking steak 597 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,620 knives. And stabbing it. It was so depressing. As if my life wasn't bad 598 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,260 at that moment. I mean, I had no money. 599 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,860 Did he not get scolded enough as a child? 600 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,900 He's always had that cute smile. 601 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,220 And always doing things for, you know, the moment. 602 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:19,060 Jason, and everyone knows his ADD. I spent most of his childhood with 603 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,280 principals, neighborhood families. 604 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:25,760 Pretty much everywhere explaining the mind of Jason Couch. 605 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,180 My God, do you know how many times that boy's lived in his room? 606 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,020 Grounding you was just ridiculous. 607 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,800 You had to mow many lawns for many weeks to apologize. 608 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:38,360 But it's the ADD kid. It'll be attention, good or bad. 609 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,840 It didn't matter as long as it was attention. 610 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,600 Thanks so much, Sam. 611 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:47,120 And a little medication probably wouldn't hurt at this point in your 612 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,620 They've come out with some great things. 613 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,420 He's a grown man now. I can't ground him anymore, or I certainly would, Tom. I'm 614 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:56,380 thinking now that you're here and we're with you, maybe you could grant me and 615 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:59,580 Tom the power to ground Jax. 616 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:04,200 Absolutely. Yeah. So we'll get one of those dog collars, like a bark collar. 617 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,860 He might get used to that and start liking it. 618 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:13,650 Coming up... That girl is a f***ing piece of s***. Disgusting kangaroo 619 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,390 chain smoking, piece of sh**, whore. 620 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,540 Here you go. 621 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:45,880 I'm not sure what we're going to do. 622 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:52,780 Having Jesse at Thur is great. He's one of my best friends, and being at a big 623 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:58,280 gay pool party as a woman is amazing because none of these dudes are checking 624 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,720 out or trying to hit on me. They just want to dance, get drunk, and have some 625 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,560 fun. Wait, so Scott's coming? 626 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,260 I think so. 627 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:09,320 You know, I was thinking, Jesse invited us to a pool party. It's like, okay, 628 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,080 cool, you know, girls in bikinis, have a few drinks. 629 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,380 I show up, it's about 500 dudes with vetoes. 630 00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:17,500 This is not what I signed up for. 631 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:21,600 So is this going to get, like, crazy over here? Well, Kristen and James are 632 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,340 coming, so that answers that question. 633 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:26,199 Whoop! 634 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,219 What's up, guys? 635 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:35,520 Is it a party or are we going to court right now? Oh, God. 636 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,960 I'm ready to go. 637 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:40,080 Kristen and James are both the kind of people who... 638 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,440 have to prove to the world how awesome and great their lives are by digging 639 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,100 their tongue down each other's throats. 640 00:34:48,699 --> 00:34:54,159 This is all about respect. And right now, Kristen is not respecting the fact 641 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:58,000 that I do not want to lose my lunch and puke all over the awesome gay pool 642 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 party. 643 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:07,070 Disgusting kangaroo pouch, chain smoking, piece of s**t. I don't bother 644 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,830 with people like that. Look around. 645 00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:13,530 There's hundreds of people here. We're all having fun. Even if Kristen's here, 646 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:15,850 you're still allowed to have some fun. 647 00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:19,790 We're going to go check out the clothes. You want to come? 648 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:23,470 It's kind of intimidating. 649 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:27,690 These guys are like in really good shape. I mean, they're all like jacked 650 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,690 ripped. 651 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,160 I get the ones that say radical on the end? Yeah. 652 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:32,940 They're perfect. 653 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:37,380 Maybe I'll try the 33s or 32s. There they are. 654 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,760 Wow, look at those tidy -ass whitey. 655 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,400 Oh, my God. 656 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,960 Those are ridiculous. 657 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:46,460 He bought them for me. Dude, they were white when I bought them for you, 658 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:49,920 That's not white. This is the first time I've worn them. They were so cute. 659 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,440 Don't ever buy white underwear. 660 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:55,560 Dude, I'm not really confident enough yet to wear those. 661 00:35:55,940 --> 00:36:00,340 You gotta remember I got my winter bod on right now. Summer bod is on its way. 662 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:05,000 I'm not speed already, but I'm nowhere near a dad bod. 663 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:08,540 Maybe I've let myself go a little bit. That's normal. 664 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,140 I mean, I'm in a relationship. 665 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,620 Put that shit on right now. 666 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,840 I'm just thinking, when in Rome, and this is some collegial shit going on 667 00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:19,420 so why not? 668 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,660 I don't know what it is about guys when they put a speedo on that they 669 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,900 immediately want to start bouncing their junk around. 670 00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:47,620 Maybe if I had a package, I would feel differently, but I don't understand it. 671 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,140 Are you a little hungry right now? 672 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,960 Hey, 673 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:03,220 it's the middle of the day. It's gorgeous out. We've got a pool party. 674 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,040 So what if it's gay? That's awesome. 675 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,080 And if you don't like it, you can suck it. 676 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,600 One, two, three. 677 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,660 By a show of hands, who would have left Jax in jail? 678 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,320 For the day. Yeah. 679 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,800 Yeah, just for a week or so. 680 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:26,540 Oh my god. Oh my god. 681 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:31,500 Here we have the dumbass of the f***ing century. He gets arrested in Hawaii for 682 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,740 getting too f***ed up and stealing some $300 plastic sunglasses. 683 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:42,880 I'm so happy about this. I'm sorry, I don't feel bad one part. 684 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:48,020 Like, are you dumb, mate? Like, you are the most ignorant, stupid piece of s***. 685 00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:53,050 I think I've ever seen in my life. Not to mention, it was a mere five days ago 686 00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:54,910 when you were calling me a liability. 687 00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,590 I just heard about the Hawaii trip. I just wanted to know, like, where I 688 00:37:58,650 --> 00:37:59,810 Like, you're a liability. 689 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:01,770 Jack, you idiot. 690 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:03,630 Absolute fool. 691 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,610 Like, how embarrassing for Britney. 692 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:09,190 It's like, this is the man that you're dating, honey. This is the man. 693 00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:11,190 I'm just in shock right now. 694 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:13,390 I can't even call him a man. He's like a... 695 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:18,670 four -year -old child that's eaten too much candy that steals this toy that his 696 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,670 mom won't buy for him. 697 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:24,990 It's like, mate, buy yourself some glasses. 698 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:29,550 Like, he's just such a douchebag. What the hell are you thinking? 699 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,740 You know, this is just such a win, win, win, win for me. 700 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:38,660 I'm winning so hard right now, and Jax is losing so hard. Now Lala's going to 701 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:40,200 see the piece that she truly is. 702 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:46,240 After this trip, I'm like, you could not be any more unattractive to me. It's 703 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:51,680 going to also show Lisa that Jax is the irresponsible prick that you've known 704 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,560 him to be always. How do I trust you? 705 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,680 I screwed up, and I screwed up big time. 706 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,940 I'm sorry, but Christmas came very f***ing early this year, because this is 707 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:02,340 best goddamn present I think I've ever gotten in my life. Wrapped up with a 708 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,220 Jack's f***ing arse in jail. Thank you very much. 709 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:06,940 Thank you, Santa Claus. 710 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:11,320 I guess the last thing there is for Jack to do is to move to Canada, start his 711 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,460 life over again for the third time, and, you know, best of luck over there, 712 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,520 buddy. 713 00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:18,200 Have fun in Canada. 714 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,260 Say hi to Sarah Palin for me, mate. 715 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,200 Coming up... 716 00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:25,150 Find his belly button. I've been waiting for this my whole life. Oh, God. 717 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:29,150 Just tell me, is it low or high? Like that. 718 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:31,450 Doesn't it? 719 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,060 Okay. 720 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,340 Hello, all of you. Thank you for coming. 721 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:05,480 Bean is here to teach you some first aid and CPR. At some point when you work in 722 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:10,060 a restaurant, unfortunately, somebody starts to choke. And if somebody there 723 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,540 knows what they're doing, you can save a life. Please pay attention. 724 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,640 This is serious. I need two volunteers. 725 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,060 We're going to practice the mouth -to -mouth on the floor, and you're going to 726 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,520 practice on each other. So I just need two people for that. 727 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,260 Can we have you come and help us, please? 728 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:28,080 Oh, my God. Okay. Do you want to help us? Me? Yes, please. To lay on the 729 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,780 Yeah. No, I can't. I just got Botox. I have to stay upright for three hours. 730 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,520 not. No, I'm not doing that. Sorry. 731 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:38,720 Doctor's orders, and you can all make fun of me. I don't care. I'm not doing 732 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:39,558 I'm sorry. 733 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,100 That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 734 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:44,920 Yeah, but she's dying. For God's sake. 735 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,300 I'm dying. 736 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,460 Sorry, I would love to save you, but I have Botox. I'm dying. 737 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,100 Clearly, my forehead doesn't move. That's called Botox. 738 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,900 Okay, so let's have someone else. 739 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,860 Why don't we have fights out? 740 00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,380 So you're going to save Ariana. 741 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,520 Show me positioning for mouth -to -mouth. 742 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,760 It's a mouth condom. 743 00:41:11,379 --> 00:41:15,240 For your compressions, you're going to place the heel of your hand right on the 744 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,700 sternum, just between the nipples. 745 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,020 Now you're going to keep your elbows locked and shoulders squared directly 746 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:24,640 above. I don't think that's right. I mean, come on, we can't do this. Come on 747 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,640 the side of her. 748 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,560 From the looks of this, if Ariana comes back to life, she's going to have an 749 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,660 orgasm. So we need two more volunteers to do the choking, so let's have you 750 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,480 there, and we'll have you do it also. 751 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,560 You have to do it, Jane. Bye, darling. 752 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:41,710 So go ahead and be the victim. 753 00:41:42,010 --> 00:41:45,350 Now you're going to go ahead and find her belly button from the front. I think 754 00:41:45,350 --> 00:41:46,350 he knows where it is. 755 00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:48,890 He does not. He knows where that is. 756 00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:50,690 Another whole note out. 757 00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,350 What did you say? 758 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,230 Nothing. Save my life. 759 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,910 James with me is like a kid in a candy store. 760 00:41:58,670 --> 00:42:02,150 But when I see the kid running, I put the clothes sign up. 761 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,310 My goodies are on lock. 762 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:05,980 Now push in and up. 763 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,440 Ow! All right, we got it. It's out. 764 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,100 Jack, get up here. Let's have a go at you. 765 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,300 It gets up real quick. It gets up real quick. Okay. 766 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:20,000 Just depending on the person's size, you're going to have to adjust the 767 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,060 of it, obviously. So she's going to go ahead and find her belly button. 768 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,520 Oh, I can't. 769 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,280 I've been waiting for this my whole life. Oh, God. 770 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:28,900 Okay, where is it? I'm excited. 771 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:30,700 Go ahead. Feel free. 772 00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:34,260 Just tell me. Is it low or high? Where is it? It's right here. 773 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:39,170 Oh, my God. I cannot believe you were ever, ever born and are connected to 774 00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:40,690 somebody. Go on. Okay, go on. 775 00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:44,690 So you're going to place the heel of your hand on the belly button. 776 00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:49,390 And it really has to be like that, doesn't it? As hard as that, doesn't it? 777 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:53,670 Doesn't it? Not every day that you got your boss demonstrating maneuvers on 778 00:42:54,350 --> 00:42:56,370 Harder. Harder. Even harder. 779 00:42:58,070 --> 00:43:00,190 You know, I'll choke for Lisa any time. 780 00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:02,990 Let's be honest. It was one of my checklist. 781 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,900 Jack never thought he'd be dogged out like that. 782 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,740 Well, that's it for Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed. Thanks for sharing and 783 00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:13,080 thanks for oversharing. 784 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,780 For more, click around BravoTV .com.